Did I ever mention that I actually went to a Joni Mitchel concert? She’s Canadian you know. Well I went to see her at the University of Georgia in Athens and she wasn’t half bad. We sat there in the auditorium like a bunch of old hippies, bald or grey haired white folks with a sprinkling of Blacks or African Americans looking like raisins in rice pudding. What a sight, especially when we all got to swaying to the music and waving our Zippos in the air. It was a good thing, too because until then the smell of patchouli was starting to make me nauseous.
What I’m trying to say is that, see, I like Canadians just fine